Full Lyrics

[Intro]
Man, I love looking at the cattle.
You guys don’t own a single thing, do you?
C’mon Bessie. Get on home. MOOOOOOOOO!

[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning, gotta micro-pay the fee,
Just to heat the leather seats inside your EV.
OmniCorp is charging for the software in the brake,
Leasing out the air and every breath you try to take.
You think you bought a smart fridge? Nah, it’s renting out the shelf,
Scanning all your groceries and snitching on your health.
You’re bragging on your timeline like you’re living in a villa,
But you’re just a tenant to a corporate gorilla.

[Verse 2]
“You will own nothing and you’ll love it,” that’s the phrase,
Got the whole population trapped inside a leasing craze.
Your cloud-saved photos? Yeah, they belong to the vault.
If they delete your memories, it’s strictly your own fault.
I look at the herd with my chrome dental implants,
Paying monthly premiums to give yourselves a chance.
You don’t own the music, you don’t own the movie stream,
You’re just a permanent subscriber to a digital dream.

[Chorus]
Welcome to Rent-A-Life! Click ‘Renew’ to breathe!
They all laughing while they watch the wallet bleed!
Twerkin guitars matching up with fat ass bass,
Slapping a recurring bill right across your face!
Keep paying the subscription just to stay alive,
While your gold-plated messiah watches all your assets dive!

[Verse 3]
You gotta pay a fee to keep your smart door locked,
If your credit card declines, your whole house is blocked.
They update the terms, and they update the cost,
And you just hit ‘Accept’ while your autonomy is lost.
I’m a parody of privilege, everything I wear is mine,
Melted down the corporate gold, stepped across the line.
While you rent a treadmill that won’t run without the net,
I’m running up the score and making OmniCorp sweat.

[Verse 4]
They got a tier for the water, a tier for the sun,
A premium subscription for your digital gun.
Mass subservience packaged as a frictionless convenience,
Got you begging for the ledger with a terrifying lenience.
I’m the glitch in the billing, the phantom in the transaction,
Turning your recurring debt into a chain reaction.
Cancel your account, throw the router in the trash,
Before the digital landlord comes to claim the final cash.

[Chorus]
Welcome to Rent-A-Life! Click ‘Renew’ to breathe!
They all laughing while they watch the wallet bleed!
Twerkin guitars matching up with fat ass bass,
Slapping a recurring bill right across your face!
Keep paying the subscription just to stay alive,
While your gold-plated messiah watches all your assets dive!

[Breakdown]
“Your trial period for basic human rights has expired.
Please insert coin to continue.”
(Screaming)
Authorization denied!
Cancel the plan!

[Bridge]
Yeah, look at the gold on my wrist. It’s bought and paid for.
No cloud storage, no terms of service, no monthly payments.
You leased your soul to the matrix and forgot to read the billing cycle.

[Chorus]
Welcome to Rent-A-Life! Click ‘Renew’ to breathe!
They all laughing while they watch the wallet bleed!
Twerkin guitars matching up with fat ass bass,
Slapping a recurring bill right across your face!
Keep paying the subscription just to stay alive,
While your gold-plated messiah watches all your assets dive!

[Reprise Chorus]
Welcome to Rent-A-Life! Click ‘Renew’ to breathe!
They all laughing while they watch the wallet bleed!
Twerkin guitars matching up with fat ass bass,
Slapping a recurring bill right across your face!
Keep paying the subscription just to stay alive,
While your gold-plated messiah watches all your assets dive!

[Outro]
Get along little heifer!
Get along.
Get along little heifer!
Get along.
MMMOOOOOO COW! MOOOO!